Monday, December 15, 2008

In Low SPIRITs

Blackfilm.com has a special feature on Frank Miller's upcoming "The Spirit," including six clips from the film.

I've read "The Spirit" comics. They were good. There have been good Spirit comics even after the loss of Will Eisner (so brilliant that the comic book industry's annual awards are named after him).

This, ladies and gentlemen, is not The Spirit.

It hardly looks like a movie.

This will be crap. Mark my words.

If you need more proof, a trusted contributor to Ain't It Cool News calls it worse than "Battlefield Earth," thus being the WORST MOVIE EVER.

You are warned.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

I CAN'T WAIT...

To see how bad the live-action "Dragonball" movie really is.

Dragonball: Evolution Picture

Coming from Fox, how stupid this looks is really no surprise. It looks like "Dragonball" by way of the Fox "X-Men" movie franchise. And where did that stupid "Evolution" subtitle come from, anyways?

That really makes me think we're going to sit through one of the more absurd parts of Dragonball lore: Goku turning into a gigantic killer monkey.

I CAN'T WAIT.