Written and directed by Sylvester Stallone, "Expendables" is a straightforward men-on-a-mission action flick about a group of mercenaries overthrowing a dictator in South America.
Starring Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture and MICKEY ROURKE, this ridiculously cool-sounding project starts filming next month with hopes of being the premiere testosterone-palooza of 2010.
And then today, this picture of Stallone, in shape and made up with the tattoos for his role of merc Barney Ross, hit the Web:
THE MAN IS 62 YEARS OLD AND HAS NO BUSINESS HAVING ABS LIKE THAT.
That makes me, as a 21-year-old keyboard-jockey, whimper with jealousy and latent homosexual urges.
Talk amongst yourselves. I'm going to the store for whey protein and those p90X videos.
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